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[giantego]

Dear journal, today I shoved two nerds in their lockers and listened to them scream. It was funny. I laughed all the way to lunch. I also scared my history teacher into upping the grade on my last essay and sold the answers to the next three statistics tests to some fatass freshman. Then I punched him so he wouldn't tell his teacher after he aces that shit. I need more clients.

We've got a bball game tomorrow and I'm totally gonna kick ass, like always.

Oh yeah, and if my guidance counselor asks me about what I want to do in college one more time, I'm going to punch him in his sweaty face. I don't even want to go to college. I'm gonna join a fucking garage band and get hot ass for the rest of my life! Suck on that, journal.

Comments

[sarcasm-warrior.livejournal.com]

Glad to see your sense of self importance is still intact.

While we're at it, stop scaring the teachers. They're starting to get jumpy at the whole team. It's annoying.

[giantego]

But it's fun to watch them cringe.

[sarcasm-warrior.livejournal.com]

Okay, watching one of them scream like a four-year-old was pretty awesome.

[giantego]

That's what I'm saying. One time I made a kid vomit from fear. You haven't lived until you've seen that.

[sarcasm-warrior.livejournal.com]

I prefer to terrorize people in positions of authority. More of a challenge that way.