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[giantego]

Dear journal, today I shoved two nerds in their lockers and listened to them scream. It was funny. I laughed all the way to lunch. I also scared my history teacher into upping the grade on my last essay and sold the answers to the next three statistics tests to some fatass freshman. Then I punched him so he wouldn't tell his teacher after he aces that shit. I need more clients.

We've got a bball game tomorrow and I'm totally gonna kick ass, like always.

Oh yeah, and if my guidance counselor asks me about what I want to do in college one more time, I'm going to punch him in his sweaty face. I don't even want to go to college. I'm gonna join a fucking garage band and get hot ass for the rest of my life! Suck on that, journal.

Comments

[sarcasm-warrior.livejournal.com]

If by kick ass you mean hog the ball again. It's a team sport for a reason.

[giantego]

You ever think there's only one player who really deserves the ball? "Team sport" is just a cover up for "give the ball to the best player so we don't suck too hard at regionals this year."

[trabias-best.livejournal.com]

Well now, don't be too modest. Geez.

[giantego]

Modesty is for quitters and queers, that's what my dad always says.

[sarcasm-warrior.livejournal.com]

Glad to see your sense of self importance is still intact.

While we're at it, stop scaring the teachers. They're starting to get jumpy at the whole team. It's annoying.

[trabias-best.livejournal.com]

Nice to know you can think for yourself. Can't wait to see you in the gas station you're working at ten years down the road.

[giantego]

But it's fun to watch them cringe.

[giantego]

Can't wait to see you whoring yourself out right outside of it!

[catalytics.livejournal.com]

... isn't talking about selling test answers in a public place kind of defeating the purpose of punching the freshman so he wouldn't tell his teacher?

[giantego]

It's the principle of the matter. Besides, teachers don't read this shit. Why would they? It bores me, it'd sure as hell bore them.

[sarcasm-warrior.livejournal.com]

Okay, watching one of them scream like a four-year-old was pretty awesome.

[catalytics.livejournal.com]

They might read it, even if you are boring.

[giantego]

Even if they do, it's not like they'd do anything about it.

[giantego]

That's what I'm saying. One time I made a kid vomit from fear. You haven't lived until you've seen that.

[catalytics.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

[devilmustdie.livejournal.com]

Hey Cox, anyone told you you're a sad excuse of an angry little asshole today?

[giantego]

Well, you just did, which obviously means you want me to break your face at lunch tomorrow.

[devilmustdie.livejournal.com]

Why you're right~ so I did! Come an' get it douchebag! How 'bout I laugh when you break your hand and stick you in a locker. Might even take your lunch money and some of those test answers too, if you ask nicely for it. Don't vomit out of fear tho' man that's unsightly.

[giantego]

Yeah, yeah. Talk a mean talk and all that.

[devilmustdie.livejournal.com]

Just tellin' how it is, Coxie.


[ooc: Please let him steal your lunch money Cox he won't shove you in a locker more than five minutes tops! You know on principle, and then he'll consider you a bff forever because you're kind of funny and awesome :')]

[giantego]

Shut up and start acting. Lunch tomorrow!

[ooc: done & done.]

[sarcasm-warrior.livejournal.com]

I prefer to terrorize people in positions of authority. More of a challenge that way.

[devilmustdie.livejournal.com]

It's a date.

[ooc: Awesome \o/ ]

[oftpartitioned]

uhhhh hello!? You've gotta get me the answers too, chubby chaser! I like need them WAY more than fatties.

[giantego]

So pay up, girlyboy.

[oftpartitioned]

pffft yeah right!! like, After the A.

[secondkiller.livejournal.com]

Hey, Coxsucker. Got a deal for you.

[Voice] - she's terrified

[librariansheart]

Th-th-there's really no n-need to be so m-mean... We t-try to stay out of your way. Is it r-really n-n-necessary to go out of your way to find us?

[giantego]

I don't really go out of my way, I just have geek radar that leads me straight to you losers.

[giantego]

Yeah?

[giantego]

Fine, but you know what comes your way if you don't pay.

[oftpartitioned]

yeah lots of gay posing from you

[giantego]

Big talk coming from a guy in a skirt.

[oftpartitioned]

yah, eyes up, loser, my face is up here.

[notvictorious]

Sheska, don't bother. He just wants attention.

[librariansheart]

Yes Sir.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, don't call me that cause I'm a little older than you, that's.. creepy.

[librariansheart]

Y-yes, Mancha-san. I'm very sorry.