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[giantego]

Dear journal, today I shoved two nerds in their lockers and listened to them scream. It was funny. I laughed all the way to lunch. I also scared my history teacher into upping the grade on my last essay and sold the answers to the next three statistics tests to some fatass freshman. Then I punched him so he wouldn't tell his teacher after he aces that shit. I need more clients.

We've got a bball game tomorrow and I'm totally gonna kick ass, like always.

Oh yeah, and if my guidance counselor asks me about what I want to do in college one more time, I'm going to punch him in his sweaty face. I don't even want to go to college. I'm gonna join a fucking garage band and get hot ass for the rest of my life! Suck on that, journal.

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[giantego]

Even if they do, it's not like they'd do anything about it.

[catalytics.livejournal.com]

Probably not.