Well EXCUSE ME! Let me take a moment to get in the lotus position and breathe deeply. Oh, I feel my chakras being opened up already. How freeing and beautiful! The world is alight with everyone's auras! I feel so at peace with humanity and The Great Winged Fatty Buddha Spirit Dragon Bullshit Guy In The Sky. And now I'm going to put myself in a hypnotic state and have someone perform surgery on me and OH GOD I CAN STILL FEEL IT! OH GOD MY SKIN IS BEING RIPPED APART! MY ORGANS! MY ORGANS! Damn you, healing magic! And now I am dead, but at least I'll be reunited with The Great Winged Fatty Buddha Spirit Dragon Bullshit Guy In The Sky. And Gandhi.
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Date: 2009-10-21 06:32 am (UTC)