Well, let's see! I mean, as long as you're asking me for the history of my life. I was born, I grew up. I worked at Big Joe's Juicy Juicy Juice Shack during college to pay off loans — which, by the way, the full eight years of higher ed only got anywhere near being fully paid off when I was well into my 30s, so have fun with your future, kid! — and then a stint as a peer mentor senior year, and let me tell you how long that one lasted. And THEN I was an intern, and an attending, and a resident, and residency chief, and then CHIEF OF GODDAMN MEDICINE so no, blondie, no. Never neither. Do you also want my social security number?